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Holy mother freaking Christ! Someone actually caught me on a mistake this night! Some ridiculously drunk asshole, who I just shared a bar spot with for 2 hours pointed out that there is no such thing as a February 29th. GODS LIGHTNING STRUCK ME HEAD ON!!! However, God seems to be a forgiving figure and so, forgave me this gross transgression. His mercy truly extends towards all living things. Trust me, that I truly needed to spell check this entire document 3 times before I was satisfied and I felt you were ready to watch the following very secret document, because I am very very drunk right now. This is a document between me and an American, just minutes after my first drunken MSN encounter with Jochem. I can only hope this American was as drunk as I was. Otherwise, I'll probably get sued. Onwards!! indeed' JJ---Fuck you guys!----zegt; = Strange American dude Koen zegt = Me
JJ -----Fuck You Guys!----- zegt: wassup dude koen zegt: drunk,tired... koen zegt: the usual koen zegt: and u? JJ -----Fuck You Guys!----- zegt: not drunk but I am tired, but I made a step in the right direction today koen zegt: what direction> koen zegt: ? JJ -----Fuck You Guys!----- zegt: getting a girl back koen zegt: how? JJ -----Fuck You Guys!----- zegt: we sat in her car and made out for like 10 minutes koen zegt: how did that happene? JJ -----Fuck You Guys!----- zegt: no idea JJ -----Fuck You Guys!----- zegt: but ti was good koen zegt: lol koen zegt: nice JJ -----Fuck You Guys!----- zegt: i have to work my wonders cause in about 6 months I am being deployed to Georgia (country) koen zegt: yeah, thats europe. I didn't know the US had any deployment i georgia JJ -----Fuck You Guys!----- zegt: hehe yea thats the thing you don't hear about. Thats partially why Russia bitched about us defense systems into poland & czech. Because there are airforce and army units in georgia training them how to use their modern helicopters & jets to utmost, and other things JJ -----Fuck You Guys!----- zegt: in august we get deployed there to relieve them and begin doing such activities koen zegt: so, is the US planning to invade Russia? JJ -----Fuck You Guys!----- zegt: no idea, its bush koen zegt: so, is bush planning to invade Russia? JJ -----Fuck You Guys!----- zegt: lmao he could be, his term is nearly over koen zegt: so...you have no idea wich country youé about to invade? JJ -----Fuck You Guys!----- zegt: it could be iran or russia, or both koen zegt: you're gonna get beaten to death, on both occasions koen zegt: the time of US supremacy is long over JJ -----Fuck You Guys!----- zegt: agreed koen zegt: you can't even coocupy 2 cpuntires aiewhout problems! JJ -----Fuck You Guys!----- zegt: agreed! koen zegt: damn, this discussion isn't any fun koen zegt: howcome you agree and stiull voted for bush? JJ -----Fuck You Guys!----- zegt: lol i didn't vote for bush koen zegt: you voted for.... koen zegt: that other guy? JJ -----Fuck You Guys!----- zegt: i just registered to become an eligable voter & my party is democrat koen zegt: no shit koen zegt: and you still want to be in the army? JJ -----Fuck You Guys!----- zegt: pays good koen zegt: I bet koen zegt: if you get blows to bits in Baghdad, what does pay matter>? JJ -----Fuck You Guys!----- zegt: true, but pay is great while im alive, and if i die my benificiary gets $400,000 from my army insurance policy koen zegt: and what good is that to you? JJ -----Fuck You Guys!----- zegt: notta koen zegt: right JJ -----Fuck You Guys!----- zegt: but i can drink legally right now (3 years before legal for non military personel), make 30,000 a year without having to pay taxes, free medical, 3 meals a day, koen zegt: all frifhgfully good points.... koen zegt: fighrtfully koen zegt: frightfully JJ -----Fuck You Guys!----- zegt: lol koen zegt: that lsst one 2wat righgt , righyt? koen zegt: doh koen zegt: that last one was right, right? JJ -----Fuck You Guys!----- zegt: ya koen zegt: excellent JJ -----Fuck You Guys!----- zegt: indeed'
America still sucks. I still rule!!!
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