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Transformers 3: Dark of the moon

Has already made 300 mln dollars so there will be a part 4. Hurrah....

 

 

Not quite so new:

Sucksornot Tech support

Making your problems go away!

World invasion

Yes folks, its aliens. Again.

Social media

Not a big fan....

Sucker punch

Zombie Germans, giant samurai, dragons, robots...its to much! My eyes! It burns!

 

Capitalisme: the sequel

A response to a response. The fun never ceases

 

  Capitalism

A response to Michiel's brother. Or nephew. Whatever.

Skyline

Aliens messing up the lawn. Again.

 

The last airbender

An unnecessarily late review of an unnecessaryy movie. Word of the week: unnecessary

 

God.

(29-7-10)

 

 

 

The A-team

I pity the fool who don't like this movie.

(12-6-10)

 

Centurion

The Picts are evil people. Make a note of that.

(12-6-10)

 

 

Prince of Persia

Gravity is for the feeble.

(27-5-10)

 

On a mission

Apparently

(26-4-10)

 

Sherlock Holmes

Elementary my dear Watson...

(24-1-10)

 

 

 

Heavy Metal rooster!

I have time in between classes....

(5-1-10)

 

 

What to do?

A dumb question

(31-12-09)

 

Avatar

All hail Cameron!

(28-12-09)

 

Left out

Picked last by the Alliance.

(23-12-09)

 

Ninja assassin

Ninjas, for balls sake. What more do you want?

(22-12-09)

 

Bad Music

The sound of choice for the modern idiot 12 year old.

 

(14-12-09)

New Logo time

End of an era....

(4-12-09)

 

A good sunday

One not spend waddling in self pity. I like it!

(4-12-09)

Shanks in class

Something we frown upon....

(23-11-09)

 

 

2012

The movie, not the year.

(14-11-09)

 

Punisher: Warzone

My kind of movie

(11-11-09)

 

 

Subway, making studying delicious

Awesome

(4-11-09)

Totally spies: the movie

Jerry: the movie

 

 

Monsters vs Aliens

Finally available on DVD. Sometimes I wish I would just download the damn movies I wanna see but noooooo, I have to have 'principles' and 'morality'. Pain in the ass.

 

Oktoberfest 2009

There was alcohol involved

(16-10-09)

 

District 9

Finally, South Africa has something to be proud of!

(16-10-09)

What he said.

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Garfield sucks but he is right in this case

(5-9-09)

The best kids I had in class in the past year.

 Hail to the emperor!

(30-9-09)

 

Canoeing with the retarded

Sure I'll get in that narrow easily flippable  boat. How hard can it be?

(21-9-09)

 

Oktoberfest crisis

Quick Robin, to the idiot mobile!

(18-9-09)

 

Transmorphers: Fall of man

Robots and a bad story. What does that remind me of?

(11-9-09)

 

 

Back to school

A teacher's job is hard.

(8-9-09)

 

 

 

 

The Inglourious basterds

A story of a boy in love. And Nazi's.

(3-9-09)

The real Inglorious Bastards

Crap, those were Americans we shot!

(1-9-09)

Zebra music festival 2009

Smashy smashy!

(31-8-09)

 

Stolz der nation

Killing Americans for a living.

(27-08-09)

 

GI Joe

Praise be to Stephen Sommers!

(16-8-09)

 

Distractions

Nobody ever told me that Startrek Enterprise had Nazi plasma cannons.

(16-08-09)

 

Public enemies

Batman vs Jack Sparrow

(14-8-09)

 

The after vacation post.

So pointless it doesn't even have a picture worth your while.

(14-8-09)

 

Totally awesome pre-vacation update

It has pictures and everything.

(1-8-09)

 

Harry Potter and the halfblood prince

Yeah, the world is doomed.

(28-7-09)

 

Ghostriders in the sky

For the love of God Dick Dale, keep breathing!

(23-7-09)

 

Vacation roundup

Finally, some time off. 7 weeks of it. Teaching rules.

(21-7-09.)

 

 

Cycling

What the hell am I watching?

(9-7-09)

 

How to antagonize people.

In simple steps

(5-7-09)

 

Transformers 2

A less hysterical review

(28-6-09)

 

First impression of Transformers 2

(24-6-09)

 

The craziest kids I've had in class this year

She's gonna blow!

(21-6-09)

Terminator Salvation

Seriously, where are the lasers?

(7-6-09)

 

The top 9 of fictional secret organisations

What this outfit needs is more lasers!

(5-6-09)

 

Starship troopers. Again.

Sometimes, you just have to make your point clear.

 

 

(31-5-09)

Scary movie 4

An old movie but I'm still reviewing it because I'm ANGRY.

(23-5-09)

 

 

Megashark vs Giant octopus

A preview of a movie I desperately want to see. (21-5-09)

 

25 observations about another teacher's lesson

Oh look, not a movie review

(15-5-09)

 

 

 

 
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