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Movie reviews

 

I have an opinion on everything and movies are no exception. Yeah, that's really all I have to say on this.

 

The system

 

The reviews:

Terminator Salvation

Seriously, where are the lasers?

 

 

Starship troopers. Again.

Sometimes, you just have to make your point clear.

(31-5-09)

 

 

Scary movie 4

An old movie but I'm still reviewing it because I'm ANGRY.

(23-5-09)

 

Megashark vs Giant octopus

A preview of a movie I desperately want to see.

 

Startrek

Kirk is back!

(7-5-09)

 

X-men: Wolverine

The stuff of awesome.

(6-5-09)

 

Screamers 2

Robotic zombies and giant insects. The best of like, three worlds!

 

Dragonball: Evolution

    I really hate it. Crap, a spoiler!

 

 

Watchmen

Oh God, it hurts!!

 

Babylon AD

Vin Fucking Diesel!

 

Godzilla

A friday night well spent...

 

Machine girl

Barbecue and insane Japanese revenge movies. An average friday night.

 

Resident evil 3

Zombies!!!

 

Valkyrie

OMG, Tom Cruise and nazi's!

 

 

The day the earth stood still

Dumbass aliens and murderous swarms. 

Futurama: the beast with a billion backs

 

 

In the name of the king

The peasant does not aprove!

 

The assasination of Jesse James by the coward Robert Ford.

 

 

Thanks for Smoking

 

 

Quantum of solace

 

 

 

Older reviews (with no distracting pictures):

 

Avatar: Sozin's comet

SS Doomtrooper

Death Race

D-war

Starship Troopers 3

The dark knight

Black sheep

Horrors of war!!

Hancock

Hulk smash!!

Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the crystal skull

Ironman

The iron giant

John Rambo

Cloverfield

Aliens vs Predator 2

Santa's slay

I am Legend

Hitman

The Simpsons

Harry Potter and the order of the Phoenix

The devil rides out

Die Hard 4

Transformers

Ocean's 13

Maximum Overdrive

Death proof

Pirates of the Caribbean 3: at world's end

 

 

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