The Darkwing Duck quote archive

For weeks I've been struggling to remember every single Darkwing Duck introductory quote ever used but its hard......

Thank god I have a space on the internet where I can store them all! I'm pretty sure there are at least a few of you who won't think I've gone nuts and enjoy them too.

 I am the terror that flaps in the night, I am the batteries that are not included.

I am the terror that flaps in the night, I am the headache in the criminal mind.

 I am the terror that flaps in the night! I am the wrong number that wakes you at 3am...

 I am the Terror that flaps in the night, I am the raspberry seed you can't floss out.

(surrounded by red smoke) I am the terror that flaps in the night. I am... obviously out of my trademark blue smoke.

[while talking to a tree that's about to attack him] I am the terror that flaps in the night, I am the termite that devours your floorboards.

[stuttering] Taurus Bulba! I am the terror that flaps in the night. I am the surprise in your cereal box...

 I am the terror that flaps in the night, I am the fingernail that scrapes the blackboard of your soul.

 I am the terror that flaps in the night, I am the onion that stings in your eye.

 I am the terror that flaps in the night, I am a special news bulletin that interrupts your favorite show.

 I am the terror that flaps in the night, I am the scourge that pecks at your nightmares.

 I am the terror that flaps in the night, I am the hairball that clogs your drains.

 I am the terror that flaps in the night, I am the low ratings that cancel your program.

 I am the terror that flaps in the night, I am the auditor that wants to look at your books.

 I am the terror that flaps in the night, I am the slug that slimes your Begonias.

 I am the terror that flaps in the night, I am the bubble gum that sticks in your hair.

 I am the terror that flaps in the night, I am the itch you cannot reach.

 I am the terror that flaps in the night, I am the smoke that smokes Smoked Oysters.

 I am the terror that flaps in the night, I am the jailer who throws away the key.

 I am the terror that flaps in the night, I am the ten dollar service charge on all returned checks.