Sideburns
I never fully understood what can drive a man to growing sideburns and then make them extend to cover most of the face. This process is otherwise known as 'growing a beard' and it apparently captured the imagination of quite a few people.
For me, facial hear is just a nuisance. I can't be bothered with cutting it all every single moment of the day although in order to keep that advancing bush of hair in check its necessary to cut it at least twice a day. The task of maintaining a fully grown beard must be even more annoying! How do you people do it?
Besides the obvious irritations of beards there are good parts too. Bearded people give me the opportunity to make fun of them. One thing is to keep alerting them that there's something eating their face. Ghehe....
Illustration of how sideburns can get out of hand:
These are what I usually refer to as the Sideburns of doom!!! and I have called them that on several occasions. Strangely this only seems to encourage him...
Seriously, what is up with growing a beard and then leave the moustache out? Don't you think your upperlip would love some hair too? Who are you to discriminate between sections of skin?
Ah the everlasting bewilderments of sideburns....
Sideburns rule! I suppose.......
back to the world of rules and sucks
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